
It’s time for the tweetiest, weekendiest, footballeriest regular feature of our age: that’s right, it’s Football Tweets of the Weekend! Raheem Sterling mix-up, a “freaky” magician and an inappropriately shaped dog toy: all this and more awaits you in Football Tweets of the Weekend!
That’s right, folks: It’s Football Tweets of the Weekend! Take it away, footballers and assorted others!
High Spirits of the Weekend
David Seaman and Robbie Fowler, ex-Arsenal and Liverpool respectively
Ref, i never touched him!!!!! @Robbie9Fowler #hercules pic.twitter.com/YoCcpnon4i
— David Seaman (@thedavidseaman) June 23, 2013
James Gandolfini Tribute of the Weekend
Alex Butler, Aston Villa masseur
In tribute to James Gandolfini I will be spending today walking to the end of my drive in my bath robe and boxers
— Alex Butler (@bigal2881) June 23, 2013
Poured Scorn of the Weekend
Grant Holt, Norwich City
Like these headlines want away striker I keep reading have not done one article saying I want away makes me chuckle
— Grant holt (@Grantholt31) June 23, 2013
Happy Birthday of the Weekend I
Manchester city
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PATRICK VIEIRA: @OfficialVieira celebrates his 37th birthday today – happy birthday from everyone @MCFC Patrick! #mcfc
— Manchester City FC (@MCFC) June 23, 2013
“@MCFC: HAPPY BIRTHDAY PATRICK VIEIRA: @OfficialVieira celebrates his 37th birthday today! #mcfc” Happy Birthday would have been enough! ;-)
— Vincent Kompany (@VincentKompany) June 23, 2013
Happy Birthday of the Weekend II
Raheem Sterling, Liverpool
Hype of the Weekend
Jan Aage Fjortoft, ex-Middlesbrough, Sheffield Untied and Swindon Town
Messi and Neymar could be the new Lennon&McCartney
— Jan Aage Fjortoft (@JanAageFjortoft) June 22, 2013
Fell at the Final Hurdle of the Weekend
Rob Shepherd, ex-Daily Express
Sorry meant Brazil of course have Fred Jo Oscar and now Bernard . Who next Dave Frank or Alginon !
— Rob Shepherd (@robshepherd5) June 22, 2013
Jermaine Pedant says… Algernon.
Lost a Bet? of the Weekend
Leon Britton, Swansea City
Nice to hear from the maestro Leon Britton #topballer #legend pic.twitter.com/SGwmEDxeRo
— Thomas Butler (@ThomasButler28) June 22, 2013
Dance-Off of the Weekend
Djibril Cisse v Emmanuel Adebayor, as judged by Michael Essien, Florent Malouda, Jody Morris and Jamal Blackman
Hey @morriskid @realflorentm @Big_Blacks. Help! My followers are 50:50 who was the best dancer, @DjibrilCisse or Ade? http://t.co/a8DUvz9voU
— michael essien (@MichaelEssien) June 21, 2013
@MichaelEssien @realflorentm @Big_Blacks @DjibrilCisse haha having seen the footwork onstage it had to be Adebayor with the best moves
— jody morris (@morriskid) June 21, 2013
Not Bitter of the Weekend
Joey Barton, Queens Park Rangers
Gone out for dinner. Heard Neymar has scored a goal. Its only the confederations cup people against Italy reserves. Chill the f*ck out…
— Joseph Barton (@Joey7Barton) June 22, 2013
If he ends up making me eat my own words, so be it. I'll be the first to admit it. Until then my friends, the jury is still firmly out…
— Joseph Barton (@Joey7Barton) June 22, 2013
Celebrity Spotting of the Weekend
Joey Barton, Queens Park Rangers
Just seen Peter Crouch there, laying on the green he was catching a few rays… pic.twitter.com/3ENuJYHKmH
— Joseph Barton (@Joey7Barton) June 21, 2013
Fence-Sitting Evasion of the Weekend
Joey Barton, Queens Park Rangers
Overweight American bird on Channel 4 racing is annoying me. Keep the silly bitch off the telly. Thanx.
— Joseph Barton (@Joey7Barton) June 22, 2013
Lawrenson on commentary. Comes out with some nonsense so he does…
— Joseph Barton (@Joey7Barton) June 22, 2013
Scoop of the Weekend
101 Great Goals
Everton’s Fellaini hopes to join Arsenal, says a blonde woman on Twitter from Marbella http://t.co/aLU8frU1yg
— 101 Great Goals (@101greatgoals) June 22, 2013
Arf! of the Weekend
Kevin Long, Burnley
Everyone hammering Kanye west for calling his child North West. The baby is destined to go straight to the top… And slightly to the left!
— Kevin Long (@kevinlong28) June 22, 2013
Arf! of the Weekend II
Rodney Marsh, ex-Fulham, Manchester City and Queens Park Rangers
“@chelseaboy1971: @RodneyMarsh10 don't stats bore you,Rodney?” >yes, about 73% of them
— Rodney Marsh (@RodneyMarsh10) June 22, 2013
Arf! of the Weekend III
Gary Lineker, Match of the Day
Brazil set to bring on Martin Keown in the 2nd half #confedcup
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) June 22, 2013
Gentleman of the Weekend
Cameron Lancaster, Tottenham Hotspur youth
Some chick I got with in Thailand ❤ pic.twitter.com/WxoKSkSQrO
— Cameron Lancaster (@CameronPL) June 21, 2013
@CameronPL Hold on mate.. Did you 'check'?
— TottenhamEdits (@TottenhamEdits) June 21, 2013
“@TottenhamEdits: @CameronPL Hold on mate.. Did you 'check'?” Yeaaa, she's got a biggen
— Cameron Lancaster (@CameronPL) June 21, 2013
Holiday Snap/Prank Opportunity of the Weekend
Julie Neville, wife of Phil
Shall we splash him to wake him up??? pic.twitter.com/wDSEEKnqhz
— Julie Neville (@MrsNev18) June 23, 2013
Freaky Memory of the Weekend
Alan Dunne and Danny Shittu, Millwall
@danshittu that guy was not normal,card tricks best ever seen.We watched he's hands whole time #alienplanet #magicisreal
— Alan Dunne (@alandunne2) June 22, 2013
@alandunne2 @alandunne2 Remember this? Lmao nairagram #sttropez #fastasleep #hypnotised http://t.co/NrJoezlqQj
— Dan Shittu (@danshittu) June 22, 2013
@danshittu put me to sleep,no joke.Couldnt move,Freaky guy. #sttropezmagician
— Alan Dunne (@alandunne2) June 22, 2013
Cull of the Weekend
Pascal Chimbonda, ex-Blackburn Rovers, Doncaster Rovers, Queens Park Rangers, Sunderland, Tottenham Hotspur and Wigan Athletic
since i ad eliminated fake peoples and friends from my life things going much better#realtalk
— chimbonda pascal (@pascalchimbond1) June 23, 2013
Old School Comedians of the Weekend
Jack King, Preston North End
So frustrating when women are at the front of baggage reclaim!! You buy those stupid coloured cases so your husband can spot them! #Keepback
— jack king (@jackking4) June 23, 2013
Leon Legge, Gillingham
Never trust a women when she says she'll defo be ready on time! 30 mins late always
— Leon Legge (@leonlegge32) June 23, 2013
Inappropriately Shaped Dog Toy Spotter of the Weekend
Stephen Foster, Tranmere Rovers
Am I the only one who thinks this is a slightly inappropriate shaped dog toy? pic.twitter.com/sHVRVqvFOp
— Stephen Foster (@foz_06) June 23, 2013
Frustration of the Weekend
John McGinn, St. Mirren
Just caught a copper on his phone but can't prove it. Gutted
— John McGinn (@JohnMcGinn8) June 22, 2013
“Steady, Now” of the Weekend
Troy Deeney, Watford
In need of some banter might go and grab my wooden spoon see what trouble I can stir up
— Troy Deeney (@T_Deeney) June 22, 2013
Regularly Plays Against Relatives of the Weekend
Paul McCallum, West Ham United youth
Wonder what shirts will be added up there this season if any??? pic.twitter.com/6muiBgd7en
— Paul Mccallum (@PaulMcCallum45) June 22, 2013
Observation of the Weekend
Millie Ruddock, daughter of Neil
There's so many girls in Essex that genuinely talk like retards
— Millie Ruddock (@MillieRuddock) June 21, 2013
Preview of the Weekend
Dean Cox, Leyton Orient
The man with 10 stone testicles on tomorrow evening, that is going to be a interesting watch!
— dean cox (@dean_7cox) June 23, 2013
This is What Twitter is For of the Weekend
Dean Morgan, Wycombe Wanderers
If you could off seen the size of the bumble bee that jus flew in my room
— Dean Morgan (@DeanMorgan) June 23, 2013
Jermaine Pedant says… Could have.
Tune in on Friday for our Football Tweets of the Week!