Football Tweets of the Week! Neymar v Mexico!

Football Tweets of the Week! Joe Kinnear!

Football Tweets of the Week! Other stuff!

Yes, it’s Football Tweets of the Week! Take it away, footballing types!

Joe Kinnear Tweet of the Week

Sammy Ameobi, Newcastle United

Wow at least get my name right

— Samuel Ameobi (@Sammy_Ameobi) June 17, 2013

Indecent Exposure of the Week

Neymar, Barcelona

I believe I just witnessed neymar snake over someone's head… On the bounce.

— Bill Hamid (@BillHamid28) June 19, 2013

Bua Bua Bua! of the Week

Romelu Lukaku, Chelsea

Buuaaaaaaaaaaaaa buaaaa buaaaa forlan what a goal that is….

— Romelu Lukaku (@RomeluLukaku9) June 20, 2013

Next Season’s Strike Duo at QPR of the Week

Andrew Cole and Peter Crouch

Shapes on the dance floor . Lol . pic.twitter.com/a5aaGZV7NQ

— Andrew Cole (@vancole9) June 20, 2013

James Gandolfini Tribute of the Week

Johnnie Jackson, Charlton Athletic

Imagine when Walter White dies…..

— Johnnie Jackson (@johnnie_jackson) June 20, 2013

Tourist of the Week

Chris Kamara, Sky Sports

Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got, taking a break from all your worries -time 4a beer pic.twitter.com/1XDVpj4KoH

— Chris Kamara (@chris_kammy) June 20, 2013

“They’re Pretty Much the Teams We Were Expecting, Asmir” of the Week

Asmir Begovic, Stoke City

Is everyone pleased with the new fixtures?? I'm looking forward to the start of the new season now!

— Asmir Begovic (@asmir1) June 19, 2013

“Just ‘Cause You Played for Them, Gary” of the Week

Gary Lineker, Match of the Day

Seems many of you no longer care about the national team. Is this really the case? RT if you care, favorite if you don't.

— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) June 20, 2013

“…And That’s Why He Signed Andy Carroll” of the Week

Rob Shepherd, ex-Daily Express

Get the feeling Big Sam will b more attacking and expansive minded at home in coming season #whufc

— Rob Shepherd (@robshepherd5) June 20, 2013

Clarification Needed of the Week

Jerome Boateng, Bayern Munich

Mesut Abi and Me in Vegas one of the best Players in the World and a great Friend pic.twitter.com/X2tpitINSV

— Jerome Boateng (@JB17Official) June 19, 2013

Jermaine Pedant says… Aside from the obvious typo of Mesut “Abi”, and the fact that he looks in this picture like someone wearing a mask of him, I require that you elucidate as to the meaning of “one of the best players in the world and a great friend”.

Is it insinuating that:

a) Mesut Özil is both one of the best players in the world and a great friend of yours?

b) Mesut Özil is one of the best players in the world and you are a great friend of his?

c) you are one of the best players in the world and Mesut Özil is a great friend of yours?

My money’s on a), but c) makes for a compelling ‘banter bet’. b) would just be obsequious to the point of creepy.

Open Question of the Week

Mick Quinn, ex-Coventry City and Newcastle United

Yesterday I stood on a metal stump of a washing line #OUCH what's the worst thing you have stood on

— mick quinn (@mickquinn1089) June 20, 2013

Telltale of the Week

Kyle Bennett, Norwich City

Wooooow absolute scruff just got a new car and filled up with this @JJervis20 pic.twitter.com/XiirdefLu4

— kyle bennett (@kbennyb) June 20, 2013

First World Problem of the Week

Jake Howells, Luton Town

Isn't it brilliant when you start washing yourself with shampoo thinking its shower gel

— jake howells (@jakehowells) June 20, 2013

Self-Doubt of the Week

Football 365

It's time for the top five at…erm…4.30pm.

— Football365 (@F365) June 19, 2013

Nonsensical Motivational Slogan of the Week

Graham Gartland, Shelbourne

A champion is someone who gets up when he can’t.” ~ Jack Dempsey” @BusyDillo @DillonDarren @vperth

— Graham Gartland (@Garts6) June 20, 2013

Jermaine Pedant says… If you can’t get up, you can’t get up, no matter how hard you may try.

If you do manage to get up, that means you were able to get up and the notion of not being able to get up is entirely discredited.

See me.

Postscript: I have since been informed that I misread Graham’s intentions…

@FootballBurp haha I sent that to my mate cause he actually couldn't get up! It was tongue in cheek ! #keepup

— Graham Gartland (@Garts6) June 21, 2013

@FootballBurp @Jermaine_Pedant he's gotta go back over tweets and investigate the back story.. Sloppy from someone who should know better!

— Graham Gartland (@Garts6) June 21, 2013

My sincerest and unreserved apologies to Graham and anyone else affected by my uncharacteristic oversight. I assure you that I feel suitably chastened.

Specification of the Week

Olly Lancashire, Rochdale

If you go to the gym in vans, a vest and a SnapBack we wont get on.

— Olly Lancashire (@olly_lancashire) June 19, 2013

Right? Wrong! of the Week

Iwan Roberts, ex-Leicester City and Norwich City

Annoys me when people right off NCFC's chances this season an go on about last 4 games!last season the beat the champions and the 2nd place

— Iwan Roberts (@iwanwroberts) June 20, 2013

Jermaine Pedant says… …whereas it annoys me when people write ‘write’ as ‘right’.

It’s not right.

Fairly Normal Sounding Dream of the Week

This friend of Tyrone Mings, Ipswich Town

My friends be smoking that good stuff before bed I swear @JessicaWaltonx pic.twitter.com/dkBLha1Hfk

— Tyrone Mings (@tyronemings1) June 19, 2013

Dr Dre/Phil Neville Tweet of the Week

Packing these @beatsbydreuk for my hols pic.twitter.com/FgUn6NqFM7

— phil neville18 (@fizzer18) June 19, 2013

James Beattie/David Harewood Series of Tweets of the Week

Sure I was sat near @DavidHarewood on the train to London earlier. Class actor. As David Estes he was sensational. should of had a pic

— James Beattie (@1jamesbeattie) June 20, 2013

@1jamesbeattie Dude! You should have said hello! I'm not really anything like ESTES in real life!

— David Harewood (@DavidHarewood) June 20, 2013

“@DavidHarewood: Dude! You should have said hello! I'm not really anything like ESTES in real life!” I bet not mate. gutted. Take care

— James Beattie (@1jamesbeattie) June 20, 2013

“How About Cattle Prods?” of the Week

Gabby Logan, BBC Sport

The pedants are out. Properly obviously offended. My point kids generally aren't actually taught anything about what might make them quicker

— Gabby Logan (@Gabby_Logan) June 20, 2013

Vic and Bob Routine of the Week

Rodney Marsh, ex-Fulham, Manchester City and Queens Park Rangers

The answer is: Black & White What is the question ?

— Rodney Marsh (@RodneyMarsh10) June 20, 2013

“@ColCraster: @RodneyMarsh10 what colour is postman Pat's cat?” >close

— Rodney Marsh (@RodneyMarsh10) June 20, 2013

Answer: What was the name of the famous TV Minstrels Show?

— Rodney Marsh (@RodneyMarsh10) June 20, 2013

“@GGooner: @RodneyMarsh10 What kind of telly did you see Tottenham win the league on ?” >ouch

— Rodney Marsh (@RodneyMarsh10) June 20, 2013

Letdown of the Week

MK Dons

And for those wondering, no Simon Crampton isn't a new signing – he will continue to his fantastic work in the sports medicine department!

— MK Dons FC (@MKDonsFC) June 20, 2013

@MKDonsFC Well lets sign someone then!

— Kid ink. (@mkdons95) June 20, 2013

@MKDonsFC ahhhh you had me excited then!

— Jozef Chapman (@JozefChapman92) June 20, 2013

@MKDonsFC Of course he isn't, we don't make signings!

— Dan Perkins (@DonsDan13) June 20, 2013

@MKDonsFC SIGN SOMEONE! GRRRRRRRRR

— Shaun Mulhern (@shaunmulhern95) June 20, 2013

Tune in on Monday for our Football Tweets of the Weekend!