Go on then, have a butcher’s at Football Burp’s Football Tweets of the Weekend…
“Must Be March Again” of the Weekend
Bruno Andrade, Wycombe Wanderers (on loan from Queens Park Rangers) and Craig Beattie, Barnet
Wigan are actually a decent team
— Bruno Andrade (@Brunsky36) March 17, 2013
I love watching wigan! young side, free flowing possesion soccer with lots of movement and maloney n @jamesmcarthur16 running games!
— Craig Beattie (@CraigBeats) March 17, 2013
Great Minds of the Weekend
Jack Ainsley, Chelmsford City (on loan from Ipswich Town) and Terry McDermott, ex-Liverpool and Newcastle United, in reference to Callum McManaman’s horror tackle on Massadio Haidara
If that’s not a red then I don’t know what is!! Terrible tackle
— Jack Ainsley (@Jackains) March 17, 2013
If that’s not a Red Card tackle I don’t know what is #supersunday
— Terry McDermott (@TerryMac777) March 17, 2013
Living the Dream of the Weekend
Kei Kamara, Norwich City
Wes told me we’ll 2 do the Irish jig when he scored 2day so I made sure he did ;) & I had the pleasure 2 do the jig wit an Irish Man #Dreams
— KEI KAMARA (@keikamara) March 17, 2013
Alan Pardew Lookalike of the Weekend
Barney Ronay, The Guardian
Alan Pardew looks like the kind of middle aged man who turns up on Britain’s Got Talent and talks about what an amazing journey he’s on
— Barney Ronay (@barneyronay) March 17, 2013
Alan Pardew Lookalike of the Weekend II
Wes Foderingham, Swindon Town
Alan Pardew looks like he slept rough last night
— Wes Foderingham (@wes_foderingham) March 17, 2013
Did He Just Call Him a Duck? of the Weekend
Mehdi Abeid, St. Johnstone (on loan from Newcastle United)
@ycabayeofficiel mon canard comment sa va ?
— mehdi abeid (@reelM_abeid) March 17, 2013
Arsenal Fan of the Weekend
Darren Byfield, Tamworth
Fuuuuuullllllllhhhhhhhaaaaammmmmmm
— darrenbyfield (@darrenbyfield) March 17, 2013
Gesture of the Weekend
Tyrone Mings, Ipswich Town
@blutris89 can u get to Portman road?
— Tyrone Mings (@tyronemings1) March 16, 2013
@blutris89 ill leave you a ticket at the ticket office if any spare. Let u know at 1.30
— Tyrone Mings (@tyronemings1) March 16, 2013
@blutris89 left u 2 tickets under the name tris monk. Shouldn’t miss a game cos u can’t afford it #ITFC
— Tyrone Mings (@tyronemings1) March 16, 2013
@blutris89 no problem. Hope you made the game and had a good day #ITFC
— Tyrone Mings (@tyronemings1) March 16, 2013
Ian Wright liked this…
“@tyronemings1: @blutris89 left u 2 tickets under the name tris monk. Shouldn’t miss a game cos u can’t afford it #ITFC” What a dude!
— Ian Wright (@IanWright0) March 17, 2013
Telling Steve Sidwell Retweet of the Weekend
“@jolly_paul: Everything is pointing to Sunderland getting relegated”hope so can’t stand oneil
— Danny don (@Dannydon10) March 17, 2013
Erm… of the Weekend
Liam Moore, Brentford (on loan from Leicester City)
Dropped in to @jeffrey_schlupp for a casual do-do. Left with a sore ass!! Had to use kitchen towel instead of toilet paper #teamrags #affy
— Liam Moore (@liammoore93) March 17, 2013
Code-Cracker of the Weekend
Kevin Horlock, ex-Manchester City
Am I right in thinking when people put “someone DM me I’m bored” it really means “someone DM me I’m horny”
— Kevin Horlock (@Kevinhorlock6) March 17, 2013
Invitation of the Weekend
@kevinhorlock6 Kev DM me!
— Andy MacNab (@MacNab63) March 17, 2013
University Fresher of the Weekend
Lee Dixon, ex-Arsenal
Thanks all for my birthday messages. Off out to sniff some tequila !
—Lee Dixon (@LeeDixon2) March 17, 2013
Chortle! of the Weekend
Clive Tyldesley, ITV
Just had lunch with my daughter in Cardiff. Why is everybody there smiling?
— Clive Tyldesley (@CliveTyldesley) March 17, 2013
Bloomfield Road Diss of the Weekend
Gabriel Zakuani, Peterborough United
Wow legs are hanging this morning, that Blackpool pitch my word, I thought I’ve seen it all at #AFCON #unbelievablejeff
— Gabriel Zakuani (@Gabs50Zakuani) March 17, 2013
Hang Over Cure of the Weekend
Norman Whiteside, ex-Manchester United and Everton
“@alanhalsall: What is the best cure for a hangover??” twitter.com/NormanWhitesid…
— Norman Whiteside (@NormanWhiteside) March 17, 2013
Debate of the Weekend
Caolan Lavery, Southend United (on loan from Sheffield Wednesday)
Debate at training today…does the queen of England have a bank card?
— Caolan Lavery (@clavery13) March 17, 2013
Man Love of the Weekend
Shane Duffy, Everton
Seamus Coleman I love you!!
— Shane Duffy (@ShaneDuffy34) March 16, 2013
Gypo of the Weekend
Darron Gibson, Everton
You can tell @d_gibson4 is happy he’s got christy Moore blaring out on the way home!!! #gypo hahaha
— Chris Howard (@ChrisHoward_cas) March 16, 2013
“What I Did This Weekend” of the Weekend
George Lineker, son of Gary
Met a guy called Percy this weekend hahahaha
— George Lineker (@GeorgeLineker) March 17, 2013
OCD of the Weekend
Kemy Agustien, Swansea City
Twitter is like my fridge… I know there is nothing there but I check it every 10 minutes anyways.”
— kemy agustien (@KemyAgustien) March 16, 2013
Botched Attempt at Charity of the Weekend
Tommie Hoban, Watford
Most awkward convo ever with girl on phone for comic relief! With her dodgy Manc ascent and my inability to speak on the phone…
— Tommie Hoban (@tommiehoban05) March 15, 2013
Still not sure if my money has been donated or not lol
— Tommie Hoban (@tommiehoban05) March 15, 2013
Ice-Cool Temperament of the Weekend
Matt Le Tissier, ex-Southampton
“@gazz123: @mattletiss7 shut up you ignorant knobhead show some respect for ur colleagues and do your job”Ta for the follow
— Matt Le Tissier (@mattletiss7) March 16, 2013
Just Wants a Teddy of the Weekend
Kevin Stewart, Tottenham Hotspur
Whats The Trick To Grabbing A Teddy Out Them Crane Machines??? Im Pulling My Hair Out!
— Kevin Stewart (@KevStewart93) March 17, 2013
Self-Deprecation of the Weekend
Jody Morris, ex-Chelsea
Exactly..Chelsea fans are specifically lenient towards their own!!!.never have I seen a homegrown player booed!And I had some bad games
— jody morris (@morriskid) March 17, 2013
Observation of the Weekend
Cameron Lancaster, Tottenham Hotspur
People use to pray before they ate a meal, now we take pictures of it.. Times change
— Cameron Lancaster (@CameronPL) March 17, 2013
— Cameron Lancaster (@CameronPL) March 17, 2013
NOM
— Cameron Lancaster (@CameronPL) March 17, 2013
Algerian Hockey Image of the Weekend
Algerian footballer Adlene Guedioura with the Algeria ice hockey jersey. #algeria #algerian #algerie… instagr.am/p/W90sotjMNw/
— Hockey Algeria(@Hockey_Algeria) March 17, 2013
All-Round Tweet of the Weekend
Gabriel Zakuani, Peterborough United
If my mum tripped over, 5 years ago I would have rushed to pick her up, now I’d rush to get my phone out to take a snap or record lol
— Gabriel Zakuani (@Gabs50Zakuani) March 17, 2013
Tune in on Friday for our Football Tweets of the Weekend!