
What do you get if you cross football, Twitter and a hawk-like lookout for the week’s best football-related tweets?
That’s right: it’s Football Burp’s Football Tweets of the Week! Take it away, footballers…
Wouldn’t Let It Lie of the Week
Joey Barton, Olympique de Marseille
Thiago Silva. That the same pussy thatsbeen injured all season. Another over rated Brazilian. Sort your hamstrings out FatBoy…
— Joseph Barton (@Joey7Barton) April 2, 2013
Have to take back what I said about Thiago Silva being over rated today. Been immense tonight. Still looks like a overweight ladyboy though!
— Joseph Barton (@Joey7Barton) April 2, 2013
2 questions for Thiago Silva. Firstly, Why are YOU talking about ME, in your press conference before PSG v Barca? Very strange.
— Joseph Barton (@Joey7Barton) April 3, 2013
Secondly, Are you Pre-Op or Post-Op?#transsexual #thiagosaladyboy
— Joseph Barton (@Joey7Barton) April 3, 2013
Baffles me, which way he’s going. Is he a man changing to a woman or a woman changing to a man? Can’t work it out.
— Joseph Barton (@Joey7Barton) April 3, 2013
Barton-Knocker of the Week
Anthony Knockaert, Leicester City
@joey7barton he can not say things like that . Thiago silva is one of the greatest champion of the world … It is shameful !!!!!
— Aknockaert (@Aknockaert) April 4, 2013
Diplomat of the Week
Rio Ferdinand, Manchester United
why has a paper brought out a quote from years ago to try + derail Di Canio?? Lazy journalism again. I wish him good luck in the PL. Simple
— Rio Ferdinand (@rioferdy5) April 4, 2013
Arf! of the Week
Geoff Shreeves, Sky Sports
Will be interesting to see how and if, Sunderland players appeal for offside?
— Geoff Shreeves (@GeoffShreeves) April 4, 2013
Arf! of the Week II
This guy
@geoffshreeves As a Sunderland fan, we’ll appeal for offside in the same way we usually do – unsuccessfully.
— Dan Ward (@DanielCWard) April 4, 2013
Not-So-Arf! of the Week
Rodney Marsh, ex-Fulham, Manchester City and Queens Park Rangers
Wonder if Sunderland’s corporates will be having Eva Prawn sandwiches at HT
— Rodney Marsh (@RodneyMarsh10) April 4, 2013
Telepathy of the Week
Andrés Iniesta and Victor Valdes, Barcelona
Gran partido, lástima el final pero vamos con un buen resultado y sabiendo que para estar en semis tendremos que… fb.me/HmNEsjZY
— Andrés Iniesta (@andresiniesta8) April 2, 2013
Un buen partido en Paris, lástima del resultado. Ahora a preparar la vuelta en Barcelona. Un abrazo a todos!
— Victor Valdes (@1victorvaldes) April 2, 2013
Big Happiness of the Week
André Santos, Grêmio (on loan from Arsenal)
I would like to thank all themessages. I would like to share with you all the size of my happiness…Kisses to everyone!!
— André Santos!!! (@Andre_Santos27) April 3, 2013
Romantic of the Week
Prince Buaben, Watford
Just finished watching this movie And females could b so wonderful #theritefemale Hopefully 1day
— Princey babii(@pbuaben) April 4, 2013
Nutter of the Week
James Wesolowski, Oldham Athletic
Happy birthday to the guy who taught me how to do diving header tackles! @wesolowski14 have a ledge one mate!
— Dean Furman (@de4no22) April 4, 2013
Sophisticate of the Week
Mason Bennett, Derby County
Hey pretty baby with the high heels on, you give me fever like I’ve never ever known!
— mason kane (@Masonbennett20) April 4, 2013
Girls are horrible creatures!
— mason kane (@Masonbennett20) April 3, 2013
Fully Functioning Brain of the Week
Cédric Evina, Charlton Athletic
I’ve just tried really hard to watch #GeordieShore for 20 mins but I can’t take it no more. What a whole lot of crap
— Cédric Evina (@ceddyevina) April 2, 2013
Bottom Lovers of the Week
John Oster, Barnet and Steve Sidwell, Fulham
All I seem to like on Instagram is peachy bottoms #needtofollownormalpeopletoo
— John Oster (@johnnyost) April 4, 2013
“@johnnyost: All I seem to like on Instagram is peachy bottoms #needtofollownormalpeopletoo” nothing wrong with a lovely bottle ! #cupping
— Steve Sidwell (@sjsidwell) April 4, 2013
@sjsidwell it didn’t go unnoticed that ur no stranger either Sidney
— John Oster (@johnnyost) April 4, 2013
“@johnnyost: @sjsidwell it didn’t go unnoticed that ur no stranger either Sidney” you know me too well pal
— Steve Sidwell (@sjsidwell) April 4, 2013
Busy Day of the Week
Ronnie Hawkins, Cardiff City
Walk around the club, f*ck everybody….
— Ronnie Hawkins (@Ronz_H) April 4, 2013
At Least Get Their Name Right of the Week
John Aldridge, ex-Liverpool
Bad day at the officeNot a winner but well looked after by aisling of ladbrooks cheers from me and the clan
— John Aldridge (@Realaldo474) April 4, 2013
Occasionally Shouts Words of the Week
Nigel Neita, Arsenal
When you want SUCCESS as much as you want to BREATHE then you’ll be SUCCESSFUL #MOTIVATION don’t let no 1 tell you that your not good enough
— Nigel Neita (@Nigel_Neita) April 4, 2013
Euphemism of the Week
Charlotte Jackson, Sky Sports News
I’ve just discovered that dipping a banana in houmous tastes very good!
— Charlotte Jackson (@CharLouJackson) April 4, 2013
Bale v Basel of the Week
Gabriel Zakuani, Peterborough United
Who are Bale playing today?
— Gabriel Zakuani (@Gabs50Zakuani) April 4, 2013
What Other Kinds of Restaurants Are There? of the Week
Izzy Brown, West Bromwich Albion
Any good food restaurants Birmingham?
— isaiah brown (@izzyjaybrown) April 4, 2013
Raconteur of the Week
Mark Bright, ex-Sheffield Wednesday
Shez said to @chriswaddle93you shooting from here, who do you think you are Roy of the Rovers? FACup semi final day, 20yrs ago today #swfc
— Mark Bright (@Mark__Bright) April 3, 2013
“Pipi-Pause” of the Week
Mario Götze, Borussia Dortmund
Was there no toilet in Malaga, Mario Götze?Seen it – done it- sometimes bit.ly/10zeJk6
— Jan Aage Fjortoft (@JanAageFjortoft) April 4, 2013
Regularly Encounters Lizard Mikel Artetas Shaking Hands With Ally McCoist
Gabby Fernando, Manchester City
I meet people like this every single day. twitter.com/Gabby_Fernando…
— Gabriel Fernando (@Gabby_Fernando) April 4, 2013
Big Opinion of the Week
Liam Palmer, Tranmere Rovers (on loan from Sheffield Wednesday)
Eastenders is dead these days !! All about Coronation Street
— Liam Palmer (@LiamJPalmer) April 4, 2013
Massive Dawning Realisation of the Week
Moses Ashikodi, Ebbsfleet United
Eastenders is fake how can anyone speak in court
— moses ashikodi (@MosesAshikodi) April 4, 2013
Remembrance of the Week
Dean Richards, ex-Wolverhampton Wanderers, Bradford City, Southampton and Tottenham Hotspur
RIP Deano. 2 years today we lost one of football’s great guys.Thinking of his family. Missed but never forgotten twitter.com/MattMurray20/s…
— Matt Murray (@MattMurray20) February 26, 2013
Tune in on Monday for our Football Tweets of the Weekend!