The best Sky Sports Transfer Deadline Day jokes

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Gary Neville features in the Sky Sports Transfer Deadline Day jokes after his appearance
HAS WORN YELLOW BEFORE: Neville (Image: University of Salford Press Office)

These are the best Sky Sports Transfer Deadline Day jokes as the news channel provides us with rolling coverage of today’s incomings and outgoings.

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The “bubbling” stories continually flow on the yellow-themed, all-action Sky Sports News set and so does the accompanying humour.

Check out the best Sky Sports Transfer Deadline Day jokes as viewers seek to enhance the action:

#DeadlineDay has just eaten itself… pic.twitter.com/ssPnJnLllx

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) February 2, 2015

For lunch Jim White will be eating the still beating heart of a wild boar he just punched to death. #Warrior #DeadlineDay

— Jack Whitehall (@jackwhitehall) February 2, 2015

Think @SkySportsNewsHQ are going to have to sign the lad with the purple dildo back on an emergency loan deal at this rate. #DeadlineDay

— TSBible Writers (@TSBibleWriters) February 2, 2015

Sky: Wear the tie Gary Gary: No Sky: Please Gary: No Sky: How about a pocket square? Gary: Oh go on #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/i3pwwRVf1C

— Bleacher Report UK (@br_uk) February 2, 2015

#deadlineday Sky Sports News just did a tour of the newsroom, to show viewers how 'manic' it is. Two lads were clearly playing Minesweeper.

— Sean (@shornKOOMINS) February 2, 2015

Thierry Henry makes #SkyDeadlineDay debut. ‘Did you enjoy #DeadlineDay as a player, Thierry?’ ‘No, not really' pic.twitter.com/QNX5t0t1c9

— Bleacher Report UK (@br_uk) February 2, 2015

Big twist on @SkySportsNewsHQ's coverage of #DeadlineDay as we learn what their reporters have had for their lunch. https://t.co/ftaNLff7Eb

— Bleacher Report UK (@br_uk) February 2, 2015

Energy levels building. Just consumed an entire fruit bowl in ten seconds! Soho House #DeadlineDay http://t.co/1PxHZQro4R

— Jim White (@JimWhite) February 2, 2015

Has deadline day always been so yellow ?? ?? it though #DeadlineDay

— Peter Crouch (@petercrouch) February 2, 2015

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