As the momentum finally starts to build today, this is your 8pm update – the latest and greatest transfer deadline day jokes so far.
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There hasn’t been a whole lot of action but we can always rely on some great reactions…
Don’t miss the best transfer deadline day jokes so far:
#htafc linked with Japanese international striker Fu Kin Nowan
#DeadlineDay
— Marc Robertshaw (@marc_robertshaw) February 2, 2015
'We're stuck with the boy Clegg until May but then he's out on a free transfer' #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/kv1WRc6HHn
— General Boles (@GeneralBoles) February 2, 2015
People have forgotten the true meaning of Transfer #DeadlineDay. It's all become so commercialised these days…
— Conor McNamara (@ConorMcNamaraIE) February 2, 2015
Any deals today Harry? #ThugLife #DeadlineDay http://t.co/7iXcEjvuCm
— Showboat Vines (@ShowboatVines) February 2, 2015
We are working on one big deal. Talks had stalled but we have made a big promises for the future. #skydeadlineday pic.twitter.com/CJELqxcKXE
— Macclesfield Town (@thesilkmen) February 2, 2015
"Sauces close to the club suggest…" #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/kLjETJ6yPZ
— Football Tips (@footballtips) February 2, 2015
#DeadlineDay so far. http://t.co/i9Qnjsi9ge
— Football Vines (@FootballVines) February 2, 2015
LATEST: Eric Djemba-Djemba spotted at McDonald's in Huddersfield.
Unconfirmed what side of the counter he was on. #DeadlineDay
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) February 2, 2015
Close to getting our man! Hopefully the Chairman's car parking space seals it… #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/rBR2Wn61NE
— Crawley Town (@crawleytown) February 2, 2015
Yes Martinez lad #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/s4xmzWzQik
— Everton Blue Family (@EFCBlueFamily) February 2, 2015
Tom Ince could be heading for Derby as he looks to complete his quest to play for every single league club before he's 30 #DeadlineDay
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) February 2, 2015
Gomis is definitely sending these tweets while being threatened by Garry Monk..#DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/qMeuNNbgrh
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) February 2, 2015
Our trusted source confirms @IngsDanny has just arrived at #LFC's Melwood training ground!
http://t.co/eFjOjdnq2O #DeadlineDay
— BetVictor (@BetVictor) February 2, 2015
2 February, 2015
The day that put the dead in #DeadlineDay
(not literally, you understand)
— Francis Keogh (@HonestFrank) February 2, 2015
Just seen Peter Odemwingie driving down the motorway… #DeadlineDay
— Jason Bent (@Jason9Bent) February 2, 2015
Updated: More transfer deadline day jokes
Something. Anything. Please. #TransferDeadlineDay
— Joseph Barton (@Joey7Barton) February 2, 2015
Tom Ince joins Derby on loan until the end of the season … pic.twitter.com/3wy4aPgZTS
— TheSPORTbible (@TSBible) February 2, 2015
Even Harry's off home, after he realises his top target – Niko Krancjar – is already at QPR. #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/8ZZiZqgZxd
— Boylesports (@BoyleSports) February 2, 2015
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