The best Jonathan Pearce jokes after goal-line technology confusion

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The best Jonathan Pearce jokes after this BBC commentator confused himself with the goal-line technology during France 3-0 Honduras at World Cup Brazil 2014
CONFUSED: Commentator (Image: Twitter/Football Tips)

A collection of the best Jonathan Pearce jokes after goal-line technology replays for a France goal against Honduras severely confused the BBC commentator at Brazil 2014.

PLUS! BREAKING: Jonathan Pearce goal-line technology confusion confuses millions

A 3-0 win for the French saw a 48th minute own-goal by Honduras goalkeeper Noel Valladares.

The ball hit the post on one side of the goal before going in off the keeper on the other side.

The goal-line technology replays showed no goal for the initial shot that hit the woodwork, but then ruled it was a goal after Valladares’ intervention.

Viewers quickly understood the situation but Pearce got himself into a bit of a muddle, labelling the incident a “controversy”.

Check our favourite Jonathan Pearce jokes after the France v Honduras goal-line technology confusion:

Jonathan Pearce, the man paid to tell us what's going on, is the only person in the world that does not know what is going on.

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) June 15, 2014

Jonathan Pearce is one of those guys who doesn’t understand the difference between the website and an email address.

— Bootifulgame (@bootifulgame) June 15, 2014

Whatever you do don’t suggest The Hokey Cokey if you are at a party with Jonathan Pearce. It’ll blow his mind.

— Justin Moorhouse (@justinmoorhouse) June 15, 2014

Jonathan Pearce found drowned as he thought he saw the moon trapped in a pond

— Newfield Chris (@newfieldchris) June 15, 2014

Imagine trying to watch Inception with Jonathan Pearce…

— Umbro (@umbro) June 15, 2014

I havnt heard Jonathan Pearce kick off this much since hypnodisc got kicked off robot wars for using performance enhancing diesel

— McGain7 (@JayMcGain) June 15, 2014

Jonathan Pearce and Martin Keown dissecting France's second goal. pic.twitter.com/iEAhoB3Q2g

— Tony Mogan (@TonyMogan) June 15, 2014

You can understand Jonathan Pearce being a bit edgy about technology, he had to share a dressing room with Sir Killalot for five years

— Daily Mail Comments (@BestoftheMail) June 15, 2014

Pure Alan Partridge from Jonathan Pearce here. He'll be driving to Dundee in his bare feet eating Toblerones after the match

— Gareth (@thehandofbeadle) June 15, 2014

Idea for show: Jonathan Pearce Is Confused By Things. "I put the bread into the machine and now it's warm. How? Is it the same bread?"

— Chris Hewitt (@ChrisHewitt) June 15, 2014

Jonathan Pearce witnessing birth: "It wasn't quite out of the womb & then it was! Do we have a baby or not?! I don't know what to believe!"

— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) June 15, 2014

JONATHAN PEARCE pic.twitter.com/4QZCRs822m

— Rob B. (@_Rob_B) June 15, 2014

Is Jonathan Pearce in a constant state of scepticism? "Water falling from the sky?" "It's rain, John. " "Controversial opinion, Martin."

— Mickovic (@MicksutOzil) June 15, 2014

Shouldn't make fun of Jonathan Pearce. Feels like I'm crossing a line. Or am I? Yes! No! Wait… What's happening? Who put that line there?

— Chris Hewitt (@ChrisHewitt) June 15, 2014

Jonathan Pearce needs goal-identifying technology. #FRAHON #WorldCup2014

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) June 15, 2014

#WorldCup2014 Gazza has just turned up in Jonathan Pearce's commentary box with some chicken, lager and a fishing rod.

— Ken Barlow (@I_am_KenBarlow) June 15, 2014

The clamour begins for Jonathan Pearce and Phil Neville to be unleashed in tandem for England's next game.

— Football Clichés (@FootballCliches) June 15, 2014

I'm not sure how FIFA could have ensured this system was any more Jonathan Pearce-proof… pic.twitter.com/DRIXKtwEE4

— The Media Blog (@TheMediaTweets) June 15, 2014

Uh oh. They've shown multiple replays – Jonathan Pearce is going to think it's 27-0.

— Tom Essex (@cynically_me) June 15, 2014

BREAKING: Live pictures of Jonathan Pearce & Martin Keown in the commentary box. pic.twitter.com/T9uiWBlVJv

— BBC Sporf (@BBCSporf) June 15, 2014

"How could Bruce Willis have been dead all along? He was talking to that little kid all the way through?" – Jonathan Pearce

— Guy Goma (@therickypedia) June 15, 2014

Apologies to Jonathan Pearce for that last tweet. I totally crossed the line. Or did I?

— Ian Hyland (@HylandIan) June 15, 2014

Jonathan Pearce would like to thank you all for tuning in to France's 8-2 win over Honduras in tonight's Calcutta Cup match at Lords…

— Dan Hodges (@DPJHodges) June 15, 2014

Remember, the whole of Jonathan Pearce's head needs to cross the line for him to have any clue what's going on. pic.twitter.com/OsmwxCMDVE

— Eamo (@EamoV1) June 15, 2014

Jonathan Pearce now back at his hotel, where the debate about the little light inside the fridge is expected to rage long into the night.

— Michael Moran (@TheMichaelMoran) June 15, 2014

Hopefully somebody has sat Jonathan Pearce down and they are explaining a few things to him. Slowly… pic.twitter.com/EomdMtAr1j

— The Media Blog (@TheMediaTweets) June 15, 2014

What Jonathan Pearce sees haha pic.twitter.com/11xalbnaYU

— Optimist Lad (@OptimistLad) June 15, 2014

Jonathan Pearce is, right now, standing in the lobby of his hotel shouting "IT'S CHANGED ITS MIND!" as the automatic doors open and close.

— @strnks (@strnks) June 15, 2014

The world enjoying Messi's goal going in off the post. All except Jonathan Pearce, who remains dumbfounded that it wasn't in then did go in.

— Alan Temple (@alanftemple) June 15, 2014

SEE ALSO: Jonathan Pearce goal-line technology confusion confuses millions

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