The best #DeadlineDay jokes on last day of transfer window

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Fax machines are central to one of these #DeadlineDay jokes
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Welcome to the best #DeadlineDay jokes that Twitter had to offer as another summer transfer window shuts gradually in our gawping faces.

FROM THE VAULTS:

Excitable Sky Sports News anchor Jim White…transfer sagas involving John Stones and David de Gea…the sheer hope of Arsenal fans…even a sack of dung – all are fair game for fun-making in this latest consignment of #DeadlineDay jokes…

Jim White limbering up for #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/xwYUFKdkm1

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) September 1, 2015

Will it be hailing Stones on Merseyside? @carolkirkwood's #DeadlineDay forecast: http://t.co/BjXl42RndB pic.twitter.com/fDzhKzpkNU

— BBC Sport (@BBCSport) September 1, 2015

Football clubs. Giving unwanted Fax machines a home since 2000. #DeadlineDay

— Coral (@Coral) September 1, 2015

HUGE story emerging from Sky Sports News on #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/sWuc0MIuCu

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) September 1, 2015

Meanwhile, #Arsenal wait for #DeadlineDay news pic.twitter.com/LPrFR2URkT

— Bleacher Report UK (@br_uk) September 1, 2015

LIVE scenes from the Emirates today #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/piNXtNYqkf

— Sunday League FC (@SundayLeagueFC) September 1, 2015

Who do you want your club to sign on #DeadlineDay? Arsenal fans, feel free to send 4 or 5 tweets due to the 140 character limit.

— TheODDSbible (@TheOddsBible) September 1, 2015

Hi @DeludedBrendan I've got 4 flights arriving from Southampton today, just in case you need them… #DeadlineDay

— Manchester Airport (@manairport) September 1, 2015

We are delighted to announce the week-long loan signing of @maryannehobbs to cover for @laurenlaverne #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/JqDct4MUuo

— BBC Radio 6 Music (@BBC6Music) September 1, 2015

DEADLINE DAY : DUNG DEAL.. Mainly horse, smattering of dog and man: £8:00 per sack #deadlineday

— bob mortimer (@RealBobMortimer) September 1, 2015

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