These are the best David Luiz jokes as the eccentric defender completes £34m deadline day return to Chelsea.

The Brazilian left Stamford Bridge for PSG in a £50m deal just two years ago, playing 89 times for the French club.

To seemingly everyone’s surprise – and Jim White’s clear delight – Antonio Conte has seen fit to bring him back.

Now check out the best David Luiz jokes:

Chelsea have agreed a deal with PSG for the return of David Luiz. pic.twitter.com/U7KdtExuf6

— TheSPORTbible (@TSBible) August 31, 2016

Antonio Conte also trying to re-sign Adrian Mutu & Eva Carneiro along with David Luiz

"I'm just acting the bollocks, to be honest", he said

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) August 31, 2016

Chelsea fans when they sold David Luiz to PSG –

"What a deal, £50m for Luiz hahahaha"

2016:

"What a signing". pic.twitter.com/kcEFlkLu6A

— The EPL Zone (@TheEPLZone) August 31, 2016

David Luiz: "I wasted two years at PSG in Ligue 1. It's like playing FIFA on the beginner level." pic.twitter.com/SuJUzvnpTU

— Footy Jokes (@Footy_Jokes) August 31, 2016

David Luiz walking into the Chelsea dressing room… https://t.co/AqCQqRBA60

— Football Fights (@footbalIfights) August 31, 2016

Hello @ManUtd…

Can we have our Mata back now? There's a bit of a regathering at Chelsea going on..

Cheers lads.

— Uber Chelsea FC (@UberCheIseaFC) August 31, 2016

#ThatMomentWhen David Luiz goes on the overlap and asks N'Golo Kante for the ball.https://t.co/3OahiRZ6OO

— BBC Sporf (@BBCSporf) August 31, 2016

The David Luiz life-cycle… pic.twitter.com/vBEWwjKoXu

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) August 31, 2016

Throwback to when David Luiz lined up for one of his long free-kicks but Eden Hazard wasn't having any of it! pic.twitter.com/cHZqPGOBEs

— Footy Jokes (@Footy_Jokes) August 31, 2016

Jack Wilshere and David Luiz spotted in Heathrow airport #AFC #CFC pic.twitter.com/PE3Sy6eMaP

— irrelevant twit chie (@ManLikeIlkay) August 31, 2016

Hired Jose
Sacked Jose
Signed Matic
Sold Matic
Signed Luiz
Hired Jose
Signed Matic
Sold Luiz
Sacked Jose
Signed Luiz

Chelsea

— Uber Football Facts (@UberFootbalI) August 31, 2016

Remember when Luiz performed an exorcism on Torres in the middle of the pitch? pic.twitter.com/H5KZ3HahSz

— John (@TheChelseaTalk) August 31, 2016

Throwback to when Luiz was in the presence of greatness. pic.twitter.com/u0Iv4vMDYk

— 6'2 (@Mta_1991) August 31, 2016

With @mbatshuayi AND @DavidLuiz_4 Chelsea definitely have the most banterous social media presence.

— David (@TekkaBooSon) August 31, 2016