The best Arsenal jokes after Aston Villa loss and lack of new signings

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A banner welcomes a lack of new signings - the basis for the Arsenal jokes after a 3-1 home defeat to Aston Villa
Arsenal banner… Nobody to welcome (Image: Twitter/MostarLFC)

Check out a collection of our favourite Arsenal jokes following defeat to Aston Villa on the opening day of the Premier League season and Arsène Wenger’s failure to secure any major new signings.

Arsenal are suddenly a club in turmoil and sections of the Gunners support are starting to turn on those in charge; despite the loss of several influential players over the past few seasons, there has been a distinct lack of new arrivals over the summer break.

A 1-3 defeat to last season relegation escapees Aston Villa at the Emirates on Saturday did little to alleviate the pressure on long-term manager Wenger and the growing sense of concern amongst the fans.

But we don’t want to focus on the infighting here, just the fun! So please enjoy the Arsenal jokes below:

Arsenal's opening day of the season summed up in one photo pic.twitter.com/k3iB48JLyk

— TheSPORTBible (@TSBible) August 17, 2013

I'm not suggesting Arsenal might be getting desperate to sign someone, but Arsene Wenger was spotted watching this. pic.twitter.com/kkmdL5UrgV

— Notorious B.A.R.R.Y. (@QuantumPirate) August 17, 2013

#Arsenal #fact pic.twitter.com/XNPU2qlNeC

— Mark Robinson (@robboma3) August 18, 2013

Arsenal fans, at least it doesn't cost much to get Wenger's latest summer signing on your shirt… pic.twitter.com/Gdo1dbjg7D

— Coral (@Coral) August 17, 2013

There are 2 things you can see from space: 1- The Great Wall Of China 2- The Gap in Arsenal's Defence

— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) August 17, 2013

Pre-ordered Fifa 14 Still more money spent than Arsenal #Respect

— Deaf John (@JGenzy) August 17, 2013

2040: Jack Wilshere still waiting to win a trophy with Arsenal. pic.twitter.com/0siV74UiAN

— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) August 17, 2013

Arsenal bashing…. pic.twitter.com/UvJ2mIN5j8

— Pie Chelsea FC. (@PieCFC) August 17, 2013

Wenger walked straight through the tunnel after today's game because he needed some space. He was later found in Arsenal's trophy room.

— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) August 17, 2013

How to spend the summer as an Arsenal fan. pic.twitter.com/ND4QVlxVcU

— Thomas (@LeFrenchGooner) August 18, 2013

BREAKING: Arsenal unveil new signing!! pic.twitter.com/QfSAIYKY86

— Wenger Out!! (@sickolia_) August 17, 2013

Arsenal brought out their own sticker album today. Don't worry, there's not many players to collect.

— John Cross (@johncrossmirror) August 17, 2013

Arsenal fan walks into travel agent 2 book holiday but doesn't know where 2? agent replies " you can't beat a good Villa this time of year "

— Keiran Lee (@KeiranLee) August 17, 2013

Arsenal is in more trouble than John Terry in a room full of hookers.

— Happy Gilmore (@_Happy_Gilmore) August 17, 2013

Arsenal fans are currently throwing their Waitrose pita bread and humous combos on the pitch.

— Ste Slade (@schtev_slade) August 17, 2013

Feel sorry for Wenger not getting his main transfer target. Arsenal definitely missed having Luis Suarez watching them from the stands today

— Huw G (@ed_son) August 17, 2013

Arsenal should bring on Higua… I mean Suar…. I mean Fabreg….. I mean Sanogo.

— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) August 17, 2013

Luis Suarez watching Arsenal's diabolical performance today. pic.twitter.com/PVTWiWHdBm

Liverpool Expose (@LFCExpose) August 17, 2013

Heads up arsenal fans, Arsene Wenger has finally spent some money?? pic.twitter.com/wBqhV6bvrS

— Ayy Henry-Bentick ? (@Ayy_Tick) August 18, 2013

Poor Arsenal Fans pic.twitter.com/jehqaMqjzO

— Epic Football (@TheEpicFootball) August 17, 2013

Arsenal fans going mental… First game of the season, the new signings will take time to bed in, relax man.

— Kevin Bridges (@kevinbridges86) August 17, 2013

Arsenal fans that backed Wenger for not buying anyone before this game just watching like pic.twitter.com/SdUk07Tqvu

— Average Joe (@JosephJnr_) August 17, 2013

Please donate just £2 a month to the Arsenal FC Transfer Fund #AFCvAVFC

— Dirk Diggler (@CoOL_JaS) August 17, 2013

Best Wenger photoshop ever. pic.twitter.com/toQnnAhHnt

— Wayne ruuney (@wuyneruuney) August 18, 2013

Arsenal can't fire Wenger. Getting another coach whose first name rhymes with the club, isn't as easy as we think. #YouCantBuyClass

— Cross° (@Elcrucifixio) August 17, 2013

I swear this is Arsenal ???? pic.twitter.com/eRGryqBKHN

— P&P 1.5 (@Eagz7) August 17, 2013

This Arsenal fan spent more on this ticket than their tight arse board has all summer @standamf #ripoff pic.twitter.com/ULueLPysSz

— You Are My Palace (@Youaremypalace) August 18, 2013

COMPARISON: The change in Arsenal FC. pic.twitter.com/y6hDcsMBS0

— BBC Sporf (@BBCSporf) August 18, 2013

Injury problems lead Arsenal to select a very make-shift side for their champions league qualifier pic.twitter.com/oTaQoB40D3

— Joe Tilley (@Tilley_96) August 17, 2013

Found a book full of #Arsenal's new signings at my mates house: pic.twitter.com/XV2TjmKYLc

— Adam Leventhal (@AdamLeventhal) August 18, 2013

Whoever the Aussies pick I really believe Arsenal have more chance of signing Messi than they have of winning this week…. !!!!!

— Michael Vaughan (@MichaelVaughan) August 18, 2013

Arsenal really should've started Suarez, Fellaini, Higuain, Bernard & Bender.

— MrBoywunder (@MrBoywunder) August 17, 2013

This photo should win an award @Arsenal pic.twitter.com/sfmpc816OP

— Aysha Ridzuan (@ayshardzn) August 18, 2013

Wenger about to spend some money: pic.twitter.com/AlfwX4C7ui

— Katie Gerrnandez (@Katie_LFC) August 18, 2013

Just spent £6 at Starbucks – that's £6 more than Arsene Wenger has spent this month. #Arsenal

— Matthew Murray (@matthewmurray87) August 18, 2013

Jose Mourinho- "I'll walk if Chelsea don't win trophies." Stephen Hawking- "I'll walk if Arsenal win trophies."

— sickipediabot (@sickipediabot) August 18, 2013

The calamity continues. In an attempt to sign Lars Bender, Arsenal have accidentally offered themselves £20m for Nicklas Bendtner.

— JB (@gunnerpunner) August 18, 2013

I wouldn't trust Wenger and Gazidis to buy a bus ticket right now. They've reduced us to utter laughing stocks. #Arsenal #WENGEROUT

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) August 18, 2013

I stopped a guy in the street and said, "Can you help me? I'm looking for a rubbish tip." He said, "Arsenal to win the Premiership."

— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) August 18, 2013

Swansea City: Dress like Real Madrid Play like Barcelona Lose like Arsenal.

— Football Jokes (@Footy_Jokes) August 18, 2013

BREAKING NEWS: Arsene Wenger has gone into hiding in the stands to get away from the abuse from the Arsenal fans! pic.twitter.com/ewe46X6a6y

— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) August 17, 2013

EXCLUSIVE: #Arsenal reveal new shirt sponsor and announce plans to spend big. pic.twitter.com/iUSyjUohqG

— Mark Robinson (@robboma3) August 18, 2013

All Arsenal fans should get a pet this year. Studies say they really help with depression. Here's mine.. pic.twitter.com/4OPuIpHa33

— FG (@FunnyGooner) August 18, 2013

Arsene Wenger: "Even if you go on the Eifel Tower & throw money away, you have to play with player's you have" #AFC pic.twitter.com/YfiJJoS1EP

— Wenger's Wingman (@mikesanz19) August 18, 2013

What The World Was Like When Arsenal Last Won A Trophy: http://t.co/VvWnvFWPxh via @youtube

— Jamie Bell (@1jamiebell) August 17, 2013

UPDATE: More Arsenal jokes

So Wenger is using Arsenal's money to secure babes ?????? pic.twitter.com/xV9HDSXMiK

— September 7th (@CarlitoAlves1) August 20, 2013

Have you ever wanted to see inside Arsene Wenger's house? Here it is…. pic.twitter.com/0teF0IJXfB

— Oli (@GiroudAFC_) August 19, 2013

Wenger in Breaking Bad. #Arsenal #LOL #Eurosport pic.twitter.com/SuLwG6ipCO

— The Village Idiot (@AndyRude) August 19, 2013

BREAKING NEWS: Arsene Wenger has just signed… pic.twitter.com/zi1uSVp5yg

— Footie Humour ? (@FootieHumour_) August 20, 2013

@DGoughie have u heard about the new film staring Arsene Wenger? pic.twitter.com/dinbrtl1VT

— MisterLFC (@MisterLFC) August 20, 2013

Arsene Wenger looks puzzled by something in training today pic.twitter.com/lDrypextfZ

— Feint Zebra (@feintzebra) August 20, 2013

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