This wedding speech cut to a mock video of Sky Sports News announcing that the husband had just signed his wife on a “permanent deal”.

Featuring a dodgy impression of popular SSN anchor Jim White, the clip delivers “breaking news” that Tim Watson has signed Jill Gates for an undisclosed fee.

The ingenious idea appears to go down a storm with the guests, as it will with anyone who’s ever sat through White’s inimitable transfer deadline day coverage.