Liverpool’s James Milner responded to Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain’s self-isolation dancing video with a clip of his own in which he rations teabags.
The experienced utility man wittily played up to his ‘boring’ persona by sharing the footage alongside hashtags such as #notgotthemovestocompete.
Oxlade-Chamberlain and his girlfriend, Little Mix star Perrie Edwards, made light of the suspension to professional football by dancing up some steps.
While their panache is undeniable, Milner’s important work should not go unnoticed – not unlike their respective on-pitch styles.
The Premier League is currently on hold until April 3rd due to the coronavirus outbreak, but this break is thought to be likely to last longer.