Omar da Fonseca, a former professional player and now pundit on beIN SPORTS France, performed a song about defenders having to face Barcelona’s Lionel Messi.
The Argentine – formerly a striker at PSG, Monaco and Toulouse – sang “Ne Me Dribble Pas” from the perspective of a player trying to defend against his illustrious compatriot.
Vous devez savoir qui est vraiment @Omar_daFonseca quand l’antenne s’arrête !
Il fait le ménage sur le plateau de son émission. Grande capo ! ⤵️ pic.twitter.com/Qjg8fr6ynk
— Samuel Ollivier (@samuelollivier) April 25, 2019
A sample of the lyrical content roughly translates as follows:
Don’t dribble at me
Don’t dribble at me
You shouldn’t dribble
You can dribble past anything
You’ve already gotten away
I feel naked
I feel lost
I don’t know what I’m doing here any more
And if I’d known, I wouldn’t have come
Don’t dribble at me
Don’t dribble at meI will give you some new young players
Who’ve never needed an osteopath
So you can dribble past them on your way to collecting another Ballon d’or
I will give them some nice pyjamas to lie down in while they think of you
But…
Don’t dribble at me
Leo, stop that
Don’t dribble at me