The creator of the Totally Man U Twitter account quit his job to bring Manchester United news to Twitter on a full-time basis, surely there was nothing that could go wrong…
Don’t miss the tantalising countdown to the the opening of the much anticipated Instagram account and the seemingly never-ending chase to get Ed Woodward on the phone as the self-styled “CEO of TotallyManU, a global social-networking company that breaks news to ManUtd fans” gives us a running commentary of his activities.
Check out the tweets and follow the incredible journey of the Totally Man U Twitter account which goes from bad to worse within five days of launching.
Here at TotallyManU we work hard day & night to provide Man United fans with the latest breaking news, plus special offers. Who's excited?
— Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 17, 2014
I left my job to start this account and I hope to bring happiness to United fans around the world. Follow my incredible journey.
— Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 17, 2014
I would hereby like to welcome you all to TotallyManU. #FollowMyIncredibleJourney
— Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 17, 2014
As CEO of TotallyManU I am delighted to announce our official Instagram page which will launch August 20th. #TotallyManU
— Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 17, 2014
Who's excited to hear about the launch of our official Instagram page? We'd love to hear your thoughts! Get in touch using #TotallyManU
— Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 17, 2014
TotallyManU Instagram launching August 20th. #TotallyManU pic.twitter.com/eTHpWIRQdH
— Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 17, 2014
The decision to leave my job to start this account wasn't easy. Please respect my privacy at this time. My focus now is on #TotallyManU.
— Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 17, 2014
As founder of TotallyManU I would like to take this time to state that I am deeply saddened if anyone is offended by the name of my company.
— Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 17, 2014
#3DaysToGo Only 3 days until TotallyManU launches it's official Instagram page! Who's excited?! #TotallyManU pic.twitter.com/5qTkaHomBW
— Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 18, 2014
What do TotallyManU's European fans think of Saturdays game? We'd love to hear from you! Get in touch using the hashtag #TotallyManU
— Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 18, 2014
@verified Hi there. I am the CEO of TotallyManU, a global social-networking company that breaks news to ManUtd fans. How can I get verified?
— Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 18, 2014
With only days to go before the launch of #TotallyManUInstagram we want to know what U are most excited about! Tweet us using #TotallyManU
— Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 18, 2014
Representatives from TotallyManU have been on the phone to @ManUtd for the last 2 hours. We are hoping to speak to Ed Woodward this evening.
— Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 18, 2014
It gives me intense displeasure to break to you that we were unable to speak to Ed Woodward this evening. We will try again. #TotallyManU
— Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 18, 2014
People call me crazy for quitting my job to start this account. I don't care. I'm here to break news to United fans. It's my job now.
— Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 18, 2014
The overwhelming support I have received has not gone unnoticed. As CEO of #TotallyManU I would like to thank all of you for the support.
— Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 18, 2014
As chief executive of TotallyManU I would like to announce the signing of Marcos Rojo to Manchester United. pic.twitter.com/EIT3GrLznr
— Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 19, 2014
Very busy day ahead for me. Hoping to get Ed Woodward on the phone at some point this afternoon. #TotallyManU
— Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 19, 2014
Less than 24 hours to go before TotallyManU's official @instagram launch! Who's excited?? Get in touch using the hashtag #TotallyManU
— Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 19, 2014
I am hosting a TotallyManU Instagram party tonight in Manchester! Get your tickets NOW! Message me for details. #TotallyManU
— Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 19, 2014
@AoifeTurner Good afternoon. I am the CEO of TotallyManU, a global social networking company that breaks news to Utd fans. DM for more.
— Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 19, 2014
I will be dipping into my savings to fly to Madrid to get the latest on the Di Maria to united deal. I fly tomorrow. #MUFC #TotallyManU
— Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 19, 2014
I am deeply saddened to announce we were unable to contact Ed Woodward via telephone today. We are sorry for any inconvenience. #TotallyManU
— Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 19, 2014
Really low turnout tonight for the TotallyManU Instagram party. I have to say I'm very disappointed.
— Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 19, 2014
I am humbled and honoured to unveil the opening of the TotallyManU Instagram page!! It's finally here! Get following! pic.twitter.com/Uoj9FvcsaS
— Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 20, 2014
Retweet to show your support for new #mufc signing Marcos Rojo. Welcome to Manchester! #RojoIsRed pic.twitter.com/GFkU6bZDnn
— Manchester United (@ManUtd) August 20, 2014
Well it's safe to say I well and truly fucked up. I shouldn't of quit my job. My followers are a waste of time and I've had shit support.
— Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 21, 2014
@Scib77 fucking shit.
— Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 21, 2014
What a fuckin disgrace you've all been
— Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 21, 2014
I left a well paid job to start a twitter account where I could break news to united fans. All I've done is receive abuse. Fuck off all of u
— Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 21, 2014