Outside an Indian restaurant, it’s Sunday night in Manchester and a United fan urinates on Balotelli’s car while the Manchester City star dines.

Mario Balotelli was enjoying an evening at Zouk in Manchester City centre when some yobs seem to have stumbled upon his customised Bentley Continental GT. One reportedly slid his bare backside along the top of the car and did a wee on it while the other sang Manchester United songs.

The chief offender has since been identified, arrested by Greater Manchester Police and his Twitter account has now been deleted.

According to The Sun, “onlooker” Michael Armorgie said:

I walked past and saw this group of lads. One of them was peeing on the car.

I couldn’t believe it. One was singing Man Utd songs.

The possibly-soon-to-be-AC-Milan player seems to have parked on the pavement: