Read the post in which Dimitar Berbatov interviews himself on Facebook, the mercurial Bulgarian inventing a journalist counterpart also named Dimitar Berbatov.

The former Spurs, Man Utd and Fulham forward, now of PAOK, was recently shown his first red card in thirteen years for this “savage elbow” against AEK:

Now he’s taken to Facebook in an attempt to explain the incident, and his method is decidedly unconventional – read on to see what happens when Dimitar Berbatov interviews himself: