Gabriel Clarke has revealed that he is to reunite Zinedine Zidane with Marco Materazzi in his next documentary, working title “Your Sister is a Terrorist Whore”.
The film, hotly anticipated, will feature the Frenchman and Italian sitting at a table in dapper suits reminiscing about the 2006 World Cup final and other such larks to a flash hip-hop soundtrack.
Speaking exclusively to Football Burp, Clarke was keen to stress that the finished article won’t be called “Your Sister is a Terrorist Whore”, that’s just a working title until they think of something better.
He said: “You know, because Marco mentioned it to Zinedine in passing that one time.
“Zinedine bowed in appreciation of Marco’s divulging such important information, and unfortunately he connected.
“They’ll have a good laugh kicking back and remembering that.”