Suarez oh for crying out loud not again handball shockeroony

Luis Suarez
Suarez… Does goals too (Img: Adam.J.W.C.)

Liverpool false 9 Luis Suarez has oh for heaven’s sake not again with a did you see that handball in the Reds’ 2-1 FA Cup triumph at Mansfield Town.

The Uruguayan, aaarrrggghhh, only gone an’ bleedin’ done it again in’tee, leaving his manager Brendan ‘the Brodge’ Rodgers with no option but to describe the incident as “another outstanding show of professionalism from the boy”.

Speaking exclusively to Football Burp, Suarez hissed lizardlily and scarpered off into the murky night.



The Brodge was unavailable for comment having injured himself swooping for Daniel Sturridge.