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“Shake Wenger all about,” demand confused Arsenal fans

3-3 draw at Bournemouth sees inners and outers come to nonsensical compromise.

Arsène Wenger must be shaken all about, say Arsenal fans
ONCOMING OSCILLATION: Wenger (Image: Ronnie Macdonald)

Arsenal supporters who spent the 3-3 draw at Bournemouth debating the future of Arsène Wenger have concluded that he should be shaken all about, Football Burp understands.

The travelling Gooners were dismayed to see their side slump to a 3-0 deficit, with forlorn cries of “Wenger out!” reverberating around the Vitality Stadium.

As Arsenal fought back in stirring fashion to grab a shock point, the refrain was amended slightly to reflect changing terrace opinion.

Following impromptu crisis talks between the Wenger In and Wenger Out factions, a satisfactory and somewhat surprising compromise was agreed upon.

Speaking exclusively to Football Burp, a gaggle of confused Gunners fans revealed their intention to violently vibrate the Frenchman.

They chorused: “After watching that, it’s clear to us that the only logical response to ‘Wenger in or out?’ is ‘shake him all about’.

“We’ll be reconvening tomorrow in order to draft a written request to the club’s board of directors that Wenger be placed within a lottery machine until such a time as we are champions.

“Additionally, Giroud can **** off and/or have his way with our spouses, delete as applicable.”