With the next Spurs manager odds-on to be a buffoon, Football Burp understands that Arsenal supporters are set to unveil a statue of Daniel Levy.
The statue will be engraved with notable Levy achievements and core beliefs so as to differentiate it from the statue of Christian Gross they built in 1998.
Speaking exclusively to Football Burp, Arsenal fans requested more bald Spurs comedy figures because they’re easier to make ironic statues of.
They chorused: “Hair’s the hardest bit, you’ve got to chip away at it for ages.
“Andre Villas-Boas of course has a thick and lustrous head of hair, but then he’s not even a real manager anyway.
“So he doesn’t get a statue.”
Also speaking exclusively to Football Burp, Tottenham Hotspur technical director Franco Baldini explained that he’s not actually bald himself, he just has ‘bald’ in his name.
He said: “Don’t get me wrong, I’ve no doubt that’s why Mr Levy appointed me.
“But no, I myself have a lush and sweeping head of hair.”
The next Spurs manager odds are currently as follows:
Tim Sherwood 11/4
Glenn Hoddle 15/2
Edgar Davids 20/1
Ossie Ardiles 30/1
Ricky Villa 40/1
Micky Hazard 50/1
Martin Jol – 1000/1
Guus Hiddink – yeah right
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