José Mourinho brought the house down when he showcased his new “no respect” catchphrase at a pre-match press conference ahead of Man Utd v Arsenal.
The self-styled Surly One signalled a departure from his Jack Dee phase, channelling Rodney Dangerfield as he cracked up journos with his self-deprecating zingers.
He said: “I get no respect, I tell yer.
“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous – everyone hasn’t met me yet.
“No respect, I tell yer. When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
“With my wife I don’t get no respect neither. She wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
“No respect, I tell yer.”