It’s the Malky Mackay racism tour that’s had everybody frothing with anticipation, and it might now not happen following an interception from the Home Office.

The self-styled “xenophobia guru” holds seminars claiming to teach men how to insult people from all over the world, but his methods have been widely criticised as incoherent.

A petition to deny him a visa attracted more than 150,000 signatures ahead of his tour of Wigan and he has officially apologised, describing his intention as “a horrible attempt at humour” taken out of context.

Billy Rotherham, Mayor of Wigan, said he was “delighted that Mr Mackay will now not be feasting upon our pies”.

In one recorded seminar, Mr Mackay is seen approaching girls and forcing their heads towards his arse.

In the same video, he advises people on ‘insulting everyone in English’ in Japan. “At least in Tokyo, if you’re a white male, you can do what you want,” he says.

“I’m romping through the street calling everyone a tosser. It’s awesome.”

Malky Mackay racism in the UK will now be suspended until further notice. In the meantime, please remain in your homes and keep refreshing this page every five minutes for updates.