The cup, 53, was all like, come on Cities Bradford and Swansea, let’s see the final that everyone except those who’d benefit from it financially wants to see – d’you know what I mean?
So, yeah, ha ha ha ha, and woah… according to crop circles somewhere or other.
Villa boss Paul Lambert said: “Bloody hell.
“I mean, seriously.”
He added: “Bloody. Hell.”
Chelsea interim Rafael Benitez denied reports that his Chelsea side has now lost at home to Swansea City and Queens Park Rangers under his tenure, but thanked the Stamford Bridge faithful for their support and concern at this difficult time.
He said, monotone and rapid-fire: “Fact.
“Fact. Fact. Fact. Fact. Fact. Fact. Fact.
“Fact. Fact. Fact. Fact. Fact. Fact. Fact. Fact. Fact. Fact. Fact. Fact. Fact. Fact. Fact. Fact. Fact. Fact.
“Fact.”
The repeated utterances of “fact” started doubling up and overlapping each other slightly as if being emitted from a button manned by an overenthusiastic child.