Jamie Redknapp has been ridiculed on social media after he mistook Chelsea’s Victor Moses for a helicopter.
The Sky Sports pundit’s embarrassing gaffe was compounded when he identified Diego Costa as a nine-year-old Swedish girl.
It also comes just days after his father ran over his mother.
Speaking during coverage of Chelsea’s 2-0 win at Southampton, Redknapp drew anxious glances with his insane witterings.
He said: “Tell you what, I thought that helicopter had a blinder at right-wing-back.
“I didn’t know you was allowed field a helicopter, to be honest, but it’s been brilliant today to be fair.
“Here it is playing in Eden Hazard for the first goal. Incidentally, Hazard is some sort of lobster creature.
“Whatever they are, it’s just good to see young English talent.”
When contacted by Football Burp for his reaction, former Sky Sports anchor Richard Keys remained philosophical.
He said: “Redknapp should know all about young English talent, nod nod, wink wink, say no more sir.
“Ask him if he smashed it.”