Southampton manager-for-the-time-being Mauricio Pochettino looks like the kind of person you see everywhere, it has been discovered.
The assertion, science-based, contends that wherever you go you will always see someone who looks a bit like the Argentine, a Pisces.
Speaking exclusively to Football Burp, a man who looks a bit like Pochettino expressed surprise that it’s taken this long for people to notice that approximately 43 per cent of them have a similar visage to the Saints boss-for-now.
He said: “43 per cent sounds about right – I look a bit like Pochettino, and off the top of my head I can think of at least another seventeen people I know who look a bit like Pochettino as well.
“It’s weird how this hasn’t come up before, although I suppose people were still getting used to his face.
“Now 43 per cent of people know they look a bit like Pochettino, even more so if they communicate via an interpreter.
“It’s Friday, isn’t it? That’s why you’ve got nothing else to write about.
“Because it’s Friday.”
Football Burp was not available for comment.
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