Alan Pardew will dance for Trump at inauguration ball

Out-of-work manager to entertain President-Elect with gyrating hips.

Alan Pardew will dance for Donald Trump's inauguration
BALL: Pardew (Image: Brian Minkoff-London Pixels)

Out-of-work football manager Alan Pardew has been confirmed to dance at the Liberty Ball as part of Donald Trump’s official inauguration as President of the United States.

The former Crystal Palace, Newcastle, West Ham and Southampton boss will entertain the President-Elect with a performance of his sensational hip gyration from last season’s FA Cup final.

Pardew’s eye-catching celebration proved to be premature on that occasion, his Palace side surrendering a 1-0 lead to lose to Louis van Gaal’s Man Utd.

But in his first public performance of the dance since that fateful day, he will be unencumbered by any threat of extra time Jesse Lingard winners.

Speaking exclusively to Football Burp, Pardew removed his trousers and switched on the disco lights.

He said: “Would you like me to lap dance for you?

“No? Well then you can **** off, mate.”