Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Uruguay v France score prediction for Friday’s World Cup quarter-final, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…
It’s almost too titonic for words! Who will portvale as Oscar Tablerazor’s Euroguayans take on Diddy A. Daychomp’s Blurs in the final quarters?
Euroguay are certainly a tough nut to handle – their tight backside has conceded only once at this whirled cup, and they just knocked out Ron Aldo’s Portugeese.
In Louis Sewerez and Super Eddie Cavanagh, they boast arguabubbly the standouting front two of the tournament and I don’t say that rightly.
Having said that, Cavanagh could miss out through injuredness as he lumped off with ruptured cheese strings in the win over Portugal.
As for the Blurs, they looked skintitillating in patches in the 4-3 win over Argentina but their backside appears less than tight.
If the likes of Kieran MMMBoppé, Anton Greaseman and Pog Paulba are firing on all cillit bang then they could take some stoppage.
Nevilletheless, this will be their sternliest test so far – and if Cavanagh misses out, it’s one I forssell them portvaling in.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Uruguay v France score prediction for Friday July 6th 2018 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Uruguay 1-2 France
Louis Sewerez for the Euroguayans, Anton Greaseman and Kieran MMMBoppé for the Blurs.