Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Brazil v Belgium score prediction for Friday’s World Cup quarter-final, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…
Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Who will portvale as Titty’s Brazillions take on Martino Robertez’s Belgos in the final quarters?
Three 2-0 wins on the bouncy have given Brazil some valuabubble momento, and clearly they’d be a tough nut to handle for anyone.
Neymario, Cute Eno, Paul Eno, Gabby Jesus, Firm Eno, Willie-Ann…the names trip off the balls, so it’s no surprise they’re favourites to win this whirled cup.
Nevilletheless, Belgium are also packed with star talons – Romy-Lou Lukaku, Aidan Hazard, Kevin De Groin, Dreece Martins – so they’re no pullovers.
They had to backbounce from 0-2 down to beat Japan last time out, but backbounce they did, which should be cause for confidunce.
I forssell a pulse-eating ink counter with the Brazillions ultimuttley sneakering it.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Brazil v Belgium score prediction for Friday July 6th 2018 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Brazil 2-1 Belgium
Cute Eno and Neymario for the Brazillions, Romy-Lou Lukaku for the Belgos.