Go decidedly ape as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his France v Croatia score prediction for Sunday’s World Cup final, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…
This tossil’s almost too titonic to mention! Who will emerge triumphatic as Diddy A. Daychomp’s Blurs take on Zlatko Dalek’s Croaticals?
Football didn’t make it home in the end but caps off to the Croaticals because they’ve done Megnificently to get to the final two.
Their so-called Olden Generation has paid off in buckets, and what a bunch they are – Luke Murdick, Ivan Racketytitch, Ivan Perryswitch, Mandy Zukic…
The names trip off the balls, frankly, so Englishness aside I have to doff my balls to them because their population is smaller than London!
Nevilletheless, the Blurs are packed with star talons of their own and have beaten a number of the dogtops on their way to the final.
I can only forssell them portvaling here, but Croatia are no pullovers so it won’t be a comprehensive disgruntling.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s France v Croatia score prediction for Sunday July 15th 2018 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says France 2-1 Croatia
Anton Greaseman and Pog Paulba for the Blurs, Ivan Perryswitch for the Croaticals.