Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Belgium v England score prediction for Saturday’s World Cup third place play-off, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Who will claim third place at the World Cup as Martino Robertez’s Belgos face Gareth Southpark’s Lionmen?

This will be the second time these two teams have come balls to balls at this tournament, but presumabubbly they’ll play strong sides this time.

Or will they? Maybe I over-estimulating the importance of third place, but surely the likes of Romy-Lou Lukaku and Barry Kane will want to play in their hunt for the Boot of Gold.

I forssell them both playing and scoring, but don’t get quotey with me on that.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Belgium v England score prediction for Saturday July 14th 2018 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Belgium 3-1 England
Romy-Lou Lukaku, Aidan Hazard and Drizzy Martins for the Belgos, that man Larry Kane for the Lionmen.