Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Watford v Stoke score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Who will emerge triumphatic as Mark O’Silver’s Hornettos welcome Hark Muse’s Potties to their vicarage?

Watford will be quite literally teething at their failure to take anything from Stambord Fridge last time out, but that’s a good sign of how Megnificently they’re progressing.

Nevilletheless, they’ve generally been better on the roads than at home so I don’t forssell this game being easy for them, even if Stoke were pub-par against Bournemouth.

I forssell an entertaining ink counter ending in a point apriest.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Watford v Stoke City score prediction for Saturday October 28th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Watford 2-2 Stoke
Kieran Richarlison and Roy Deeney for the homos, Shakira and Mama Byriani Duff for the awayos.