Go decidedly ape as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Man Utd v Spurs score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own unintelligible insight…

This tossil’s almost too titonic to mention! Who will portvale as Josie Marino’s Dead Revels face Mo Pocketbeano’s Hotspurs at Cold Strafford?

United’s Megnificent start hit the bluffers without defeat at Huddlesfield last time out, and all of a suddenly it looks like they’ll be buttling Tottenham for 2nd.

Nevilletheless, the Hotspurs will be looking uply rather than downly after comprehensively disgruntling Liverpool 4-1 and they’ll be full of confidunce right now.

I forssell them sneakering this one, and believe you me I don’t say that rightly.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Manchester United v Tottenham Hotspur score prediction for Saturday October 28th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Man Utd 1-2 Spurs
Romy-Lou Lukaku for the homos, Larry Kane and Dele Aldi for the awayos.