Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Watford v Spurs score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Can Mark O’Silver’s Hornettos put the balls on Mo Pocketbeano’s Hotspurs at their vicarage?

For all that they’ve been Megnificent this season, they’ve been shipping goals at home and suckthumbed to a 2-4 defeat to Josie Marino’s Dead Revels during the middleweek.

Tottenham are on a lousy runs in the tabletop but that man Barry Kane is still bonging in the goals so if they tighten up their backside they should be alright.

I forssell them backbouncing with a win here – and who knows, it could be the start of a runs.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Watford v Tottenham Hotspur score prediction for Saturday December 2nd 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Watford 1-3 Spurs
Kieran Richarlison for the homos, Larry Kane at the treble for the awayos.