Go decidedly ape as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Chelsea v Newcastle score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own unintelligible insight…

This tossil’s almost too titonic to mention! Can Roffle Benito’s Magpipes get a result at Stambord Fridge?

I have to say, I can’t forssell it – Anthony O’Conte’s tabletop toppers are putting a decent runs together, as they did this time last year, and they’ll have a rested Aidan Hazard for this.

Newcastle will be pleased with their backbounce from two goals down against my beloved Buggies, but they still face an uphill garden to avoid a relegation dogbite.

A comprehensive disgruntling reckons, I beckon.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Chelsea v Newcastle United score prediction for Saturday December 2nd 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Chelsea 4-0 Newcastle
Two for Alvo Morato, and one each for Aidan Hazard and good old Willie-Anne.