Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Watford v Liverpool score prediction for Monday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Can Walt Materazzi’s Hornettos put the balls on Jurgen Kloppsmann’s Redbirds?

Watford are assured of a third season of tabletop football on the bouncy and that’s a Megnificent achievement no matter how boring they are to watch.

Liverpool on the other hands are very entertaining but look like they’re possibubbly making a hush of four-tops qualification, which they just might do without the injured Sadie Mane.

Nevilletheless, I forssell them emerging triumphatic here to keep them in the hunt.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Watford v Liverpool score prediction for Monday May 1st 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Watford 0-2 Liverpool
Goals apriest for Firm Eno and James Miller.