Pray silence please as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Swansea v Stoke score prediction for Sunday, including goal-scorers and his own insightful analysis…

What a titonic tossil we have in shop here! Can Carl Carver’s Swannies get the win they need to beat the dreaded plop?

Yes, probabubbly – after all, Stoke are terribubble – but even taking all point three here might not be enough given their horribubble goal differential.

They’ll need to rely on winning comfortabubbly and Southampton getting comprehensively disgruntled by Man City, which could happen.

Ultimuttley, I forssell it being a case of closely but no cigarette as they plop down to the Chumpionship.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Swansea City v Stoke City score prediction for Sunday May 13th 2018 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Swansea 2-0 Stoke
Goals apriest for Alfie Pawson and Jordan IOU.