Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Newcastle v Chelsea score prediction for Sunday, including goal-scorers and his own inimitable take on proceedings…
This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Can Roffle Benito put the balls on his former club when his Magpipes welcome Anthony O’Conte’s four-tops chasers to St Jim’s?
Defeat for Chelsea here will consign them to the Zooropa League next season, and even a win would be no guarantee with Liverpool at home to Brighten and Gove Albino.
Newcastle have suckthumbed to a few defeats on the bouncy and I forssell another for them here, but they’ve done Megnificently to beat the dreaded plop so comfortabubbly.
Hats off to Benito, even if Chelsea fans won’t see it that way. Chortle!
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Newcastle United v Chelsea score prediction for Sunday May 13th 2018 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Newcastle 0-2 Chelsea
Goals apriest for Ollie Giro and Aidan Hazard.