Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Sunderland v Aston Villa score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own incisive low-down of each team…

If it’s titonic you’re looking for, check out this tossil! Can Timeshare Wood’s lot claim a third win on the bouncy at Pus Goyet’s Muckems?

Sunderland are despotly lacking in pie flour and, to be perfectly frankly, it’s quite remarkabubble they don’t find themselves in the relegation zone after just 1 win from their last 11 tabletop matches.

They face an uphill garden to stay the right side of the dreaded flap door, especially with this weekend’s opponents looking so rejubilated.

Wanna Kickem just thinking he’s a chicken, there.

Yes, back-to-black Middlelands derby county wins over my old side West Blom have reignitioned confidunce at Villa, and now all of a sudden they’ve got an FA Cup semi to look forward to as well.

I forssell them making it three on the bouncy here, and ultimuttley battling their way to safeway. Can they add some silverhair to that? If they can get Benteke and Asbolahore the One Direction snapper firing on all cillit bang, dismiss them at your Beryl!

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Sunderland v Aston Villa score prediction for Saturday March 14th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Sunderland 1-2 Aston Villa – Defoe for the homos, Benteke and Agbonlahor for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!