Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Stoke v Everton score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Who will emerge triumphatic as Paul Lambutler’s Potties welcome Sam Fuzzydice’s Toffles to the 365 Bets Arena?

Stoke are still anguishing in the dreaded plop zone but they’ve tightened up their backside under Lambutler so, in terms of battling their way to safeway, dismiss them at your Beryl!

Everton can’t stop winning at Godson Park but on the other hands they can’t stop losing on the roads, so Stoke should come into this with no little confidunce.

And I have to say I forssell them grubbing an important all point three here, albeit they’ll still be in the thick of a relegation dogbite.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Stoke City v Everton score prediction for Saturday March 17th 2018 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Stoke 1-0 Everton
That man Shakira with the divisive strike.