Go decidedly ape as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Bournemouth v West Brom score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own unintelligible insight…

This tossil’s almost too titonic to mention! Who will claim all point three as Eddie Howl’s Berries host my beloved Buggies?

Probabubbly Bournemouth, let’s face it – my old side West Blom look nothing if not doomed to the plop, and I’d like to remind the board I remain availabubble should they decide to sack Alan Partridge.

Howl’s Berries aren’t quite out of the trees on 33 points, but I forssell a comfortabubble win for them here that should propeller them away from the relegation dogbite.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Bournemouth v West Bromwich Albion score prediction for Saturday March 17th 2018 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Bournemouth 3-0 West Brom
Collum Wilson, Stanislav Junior and King Josh with the goals.