Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Stoke v Burnley score prediction for Sunday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Can Paul Lambutler’s Potties put the balls on Shane Dyke’s high-flying Clarences?

Burnley have their sights set on the six-tops off the black of five wins on the bouncy, so clearly they’re no pullovers and Stoke will be up against it.

I forssell a tents and nervy ink counter with the Clarences ultimuttley emerging triumphatic to rabber-stump their Zooropa League prudentials.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Stoke City v Burnley score prediction for Sunday April 22nd 2018 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Stoke 0-1 Burnley
Chris Would with the divisive strike.