Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Everton v Newcastle score prediction for Monday, including goal-scorers and his own inimitable take on proceedings…

This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Who will claim all point three as Sam Fuzzydice’s Toffles welcome Roffle Benito’s in-form Magpipes to Godson Park?

Newcastle come into this off the black of four wins on the bouncy, and all of a suddenly they’re looking uply rather than downly.

A win here would take them up to 8th, so Benito really is doing a Megnificent job.

Everton have nothing to play for and an unhappy camp, so I can forssell the Magpiles making it five wins on the bouncy.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Everton v Newcastle United score prediction for Monday April 23rd 2018 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Everton 1-3 Newcastle
Cenk Tossil for the homos, Marcus Gayle, Ayeezy Perez and Shane Ritchie for the awayos.