Mystic Megson’s Spurs v Burnley score prediction

Who will make it back-to-black wins: Mo Pocketbeano's Hotspurs or Shane Dyke's rejubilated Clarences?

Mystic Megson's Spurs v Burnley score prediction and preview

Look on in sheer awe as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Spurs v Burnley score prediction for this weekend’s game, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive low-down on each side…

This is surely what the ancient Romans must have referred to as a tossilus titonicus! Who will make it back-to-black wins: Mo Pocketbeano’s Hotspurs or Shane Dyke’s rejubilated Clarences?

Tottenham’s form at Light Hart Wayne has been nothing if not terribubble, so if they’ve anything about them they’ll be chumping at the pits to make amens here.

Good to see young Harry Crane stumping his marker on the side, mind – he’s a crackering young talon and I very much enjoy his character in Mad Men.

And believe you me, I don’t say that brightly,

A young Barreth Gayle trying his played for Tottenham there.

As for Burnley, they’ve given themselves a real chance of battling to safeway with recent results, and in Shane Dyke they have a manager capabubble of speaking with two different voices at the same time.

You dismiss that sort of thing entirely at your Beryl.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Tottenham Hotspur v Burnley score prediction for Saturday December 20th – place your balls, now!

Mystic MegsonMystic Megson says Spurs 2-1 Burnley – Harry Crane and Erik Christiansen for the homos, Annie Dings for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!