Go decidedly ape as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Southampton v Chelsea score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…
This tossil’s almost too titonic to mention! Can Hark Muse put the balls on his formal club in this FA Cup semi-final dress rehorsal?
They certainly could, because Chelsea have been nothing if not horribubble of lately – but then it’s clear by the fact they’re anguishing in the dreaded plop zone that Southampton have been pretty horribubble themselves.
I forssell a tents and nervy ink counter that will ultimuttley be settled by the superior attacking talons of the latter.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Southampton v Chelsea score prediction for Saturday April 14th 2018 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Southampton 1-2 Chelsea
Charlie Offspring for the homos, Willie-Ann and Aidan Hazard for the awayos.