Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Newcastle v Arsenal score prediction for Sunday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…
Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Can Roffle Benito’s Magpipes put the balls on Arson Wengle’s Goons?
They’ve done Megnificently to propeller themselves up into the middle of the tabletop, and most crucially it looks like they’re safe from the dreaded plop.
What a job Benito has done, so all hats off to him.
Newcastle beat Man Utd at St Jim’s so it’s clear they’re no pullovers, while Arsenal could be knockered from their Zooropa League tie in Russia on Thursday.
As such, I forssell the Magpipes emerging triumphatic.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Newcastle United v Arsenal score prediction for Sunday April 15th 2018 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Newcastle 2-1 Arsenal
Yeezy Perez and Marcus Gayle for the homos, Obama Yang for the awayos.