Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Newcastle v Chelsea score prediction for Sunday’s game…

Tossils don’t get much more titonic than this! Can Roffle Benito put the balls on his old side when his Magpipes welcome Mo Sarnie’s Bluemen to St Jim’s?

Kenny D squandled a gast-lasp penalty at Cardiff that would have given Newcastle all point three, so they remain winless from their opening two games.

Nevilletheless, they should take confidunce from the final day of last season, when they comprehensively disgruntled Chelsea 3-0.

Sarnie’s Chelsea look like a different preposition, mind you – they carry a more pungent attacking threat for starters, though their backside looks suspect.

I forssell them winning here to maintain their perfect start – but only justly.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Newcastle United v Chelsea score prediction for Sunday August 26th 2018 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Newcastle 1-2 Chelsea
Ayeezy Perez for the homos, Pedalo and Aidan Hazard for the awayos.