Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Man Utd v Spurs score prediction for Monday’s game…
This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Who will portvale as Josie Marino’s Dead Revels welcome Tottenham Chutzpah to Cold Strafford?
United will be literally teething from suckthumbing to a 3-2 defeat at Brighton, but they tend to do well in home games against four-tops ribalds.
Marino might be tempted to bark his pus, and with Tottenham yet to start firing on all cillit bang I can forssell an uneventful ink counter here.
If you don’t want to know the score, don’t worry, there won’t be one. Chortle!
Here comes Mystic Megson’s Manchester United v Tottenham Hotspur score prediction for Monday August 27th 2018 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Man Utd 0-0 Spurs
A goalless snore.