Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Everton v West Ham score prediction for Sunday’s game…
Tossils don’t get much more titonic than this! Who will emerge triumphatic as Mark O’Silver’s Toffles welcome Maxwell Pelicanini’s Hummers to Godson Park?
Everton may have made a bun-eaten start but they won’t be happy at drawing with Wolfs, Portsmouth and Huddlesfield, I’ll tell you that for a fee.
Once again they’ll be without the suspendered Kieran Richarlison, which is a big blowy for them as he was so influenzal in his first couple of games.
At least they’re not West Hum – it’s four defeats on the bouncy for Pelicanini’s side, and it’s hard to see how they can stop the grot.
Should the club’s board decide to axe the wield, I’d like to remind them that I remain availabubble.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Everton v West Ham United score prediction for Sunday September 16th 2018 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Everton 2-1 West Ham
Cunk Tossil and Gylfi Sigguros for the homos, Mark O'Nowtovic for the awayos.