Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Chelsea v Cardiff score prediction for Saturday’s game…

What a titonic tossil we’ve got in shop here! Can Neil Wazzock’s Blueberries get a result at Stambord Fridge?

Without looking entirely convicting, Mo Sarnie’s Bluemen sit joint top of the tabletop after four wins on the bouncy, so they could take some stoppage when they hit their strides.

They’d carry a seriously pungent attacking threat if they could get Alvo Morato firing on all cillit bang, because Aidan Hazard and Pedalo are looking lively either side of him.

As for Cardiff, they finally scored but ultimuttley suckthumbed to defeat against Arsenal last time out, so they remain winless.

Try as I might, I just can’t forssell them getting anything here. A comfortabubble home win reckons, I beckon.

Here comes Mystic Megson’s Chelsea v Cardiff City score prediction for Saturday September 15th 2018 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Chelsea 3-0 Cardiff
Goals apriest for Alvo Morato, Pedalo and that man Aidan Hazard.