Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Everton v West Brom score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…
It’s almost too titonic for words! Who will portvale in this potential Zooropa League point-sixer between Ronald Cumin’s Toffles and my beloved Bogies?
Both sides saw an end to good runs last time out, Everton losing 3-2 at Light Hart Wayne and Pony Tulips’s Buggies suckthumbing to a 0-2 defeat to Crystal Palace at the Thawhorns.
My beloved Biggies despotly need to take all point three here if they’re to keep their Zooropean dream alive, but they’ll need to keep that man Romy-Lou Lukaku quiet.
That would be no lean meat given the Belgo striker’s current form, and I forssell him scoring against his old club yet again here as the Toffles consolibrate 7th place.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Everton v West Bromwich Albion score prediction for Saturday March 11th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Everton 2-1 West Brom
Shameless Moleman and Romy-Lou Lukaku for the homos, Gnasher Chudli for the awayos.